Ink under my skin

Have a good 4th of July!

2008-07-05T01:57:14Z

Sorry, I have no videos of aliens taking over the world, or exploding White Houses or anything. What I do have is the best video EVER. EVER. Happy 4th of July! Try not to burn anything down with your crazy fireworks, ok?

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Oh Spammers, you are so clever!

2008-07-03T21:43:57Z

I've been getting some seriously awesome Spam - with killer subject lines. They almost make me want to make my erection huge with large doses of Viagra, Cialis and other prescription drugs -- all while wearing the hottest new replica watches and ...

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For the easily amused

2008-07-02T23:39:44Z

Seriously, I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU not to bust a gut laughing.

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I am back from Scotland!

2008-05-26T02:48:30Z

I have never been to a place so photogenic. You couldn't take a bad photo! (Lots and lots more photos here.) 1) Pipe and Drum bands are awesome. AWESOME. 2) I will NEVER tire of taking photos of churches/abbeys/kirks/what have you. 3) Irn...

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Who's goin' to Edinburgh?

2008-05-09T21:07:06Z

I'M GOING TO EDINBURGH! I get to stay here. I get to eat this: I get to see this: and this: and this and maybe drink lots of this:

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Plz to be enlightening me. What is UP, Rev. Wright?

2008-05-01T20:07:32Z

This rant was brought to you by the letters S-H-U-T and by the letters T-H-E H-E-L-L U-P. So, I've been following the Obama campaign on and off (I'm suffering from Democratic Race Fatigue, unfortunately, and can't muster the energy to stay up t...

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Silly numpties!

2008-04-28T03:11:13Z

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I need to share this because I love you guys a whole lot.

2008-04-25T16:22:38Z

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Filipinos have the WEIRDEST names

2008-04-10T20:28:00Z

So I'm flippin' through all my social networks (I'm busy at work. So I'm procrastinating. It is the story of my life) and I'm all - hey, let me see if I can find any cousins/old friends/family in the Philippines on this thing! I do a quick search...

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Fear and Loathing in Lorelei-ville.

2008-04-09T06:13:57Z

My niece is getting to be that age. Yes, that age when the sweet, adorable darling is kidnapped by demonic beings and is replaced by a sullen, zitty, body-hair-y, attitude-problem-y monster. That's right, ladies and gents. Michele's going through...

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