About Me
Lorelei
"Who wants a body massage?"
- Member since Aug 13, 2006
- United States
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In the daytime, I work as a government drone, ground under the slow and heavy wheels of bureaucracy. But at night, when the rest of the world sleeps, I am Internet Addict Girl! My superhero costume? A loose shirt, superman PJs and bare feet. My foes? Slow connection speeds, massive flash on websites, unsightly web pages, ugly code, and my arch enemy: LACK OF TORRENTS.
My superpowers? Insane typing speed, fantastic and clean code, excellent Photoshop skills (want to look like a model? I'll hook you UP), and ZERO ATTENTION SPAN. Also, just to let you know, it took 4 tries to spell bureacracy correctly.
Interests
- photoshop,
- painting,
- web,
- porn,
- sex,
- hiking,
- pirates,
- anime,
- japan,
- mango,
- ninjas,
- portraits,
- travelling,
- bitches,
- pancit,
- getting lost,
- dreamweaver,
- bleach,
- philippines,
- naruto,
- my family,
- ghost stories,
- bananas,
- renaissance art,
- hedwig,
- ouran high school host club,
- pastafarianism,
- flying spaghetti monster,
- fsm,
- jacqueline carey,
- figure drawing,
- my friends,
- filipina,
- retouching,
- cheesy romance novels,
- airbrushing,
- adobo,
- portrait drawing,
- fsmism,
- j.d. robb,
- action films,
- wrongies,
- creative zen vision m,
- santol,
- victorian erotica,
- scary shit,
- 天野 喜孝,
- amano yoshitaka
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Scooter Kitty said:
you definitely have to do this next year. I might do it too! a hoodie/pant set! awesome! it looks like... read more
on Fat Elvis Lives... in New Jersey!
you definitely have to do this next year. I might do it too! a hoodie/pant set! awesome! it looks like... read more
on Fat Elvis Lives... in New Jersey!
Lorelei said:
Thanks you guys! It looks pretty good from afar: up close, you'll see my HORRIBLE stitching.Scooter Kitty, it's so easy... read more
on Fat Elvis Lives... in New Jersey!
Thanks you guys! It looks pretty good from afar: up close, you'll see my HORRIBLE stitching.Scooter Kitty, it's so easy... read more
on Fat Elvis Lives... in New Jersey!
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